its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Randomize
