I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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