Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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