i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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