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I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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