it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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