"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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