There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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