Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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