he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I want her autograph on my taint
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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