we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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