Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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