SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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