i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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