Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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