So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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