Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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