spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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