One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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