I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Houston, we have a squirter
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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