Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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