Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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