So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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