they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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