Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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