I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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