i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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