is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
