Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
and you fell through a lawn chair
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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