fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.