he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.