the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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