So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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