I can't watch pbs sober anymore
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
