I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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