kristin has been a bad kristin
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My liver is preforming stress tests.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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