4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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