Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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