what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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