If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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