i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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