it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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