Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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