i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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