Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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