I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
