I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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