we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
areolas are like halos for boobs.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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