That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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