Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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