Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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We're too hungover to prance.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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