were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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