the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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