Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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