Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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