dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
