hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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