how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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